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    I JUST WANT BEST HAIR GODDAMNIT I KNOW SHE’S PRETTIER THAN ME, AND HER HAIR’S NATURALLY CURLY, BUT SO WHAT?! I’M KINDA PRETTY TOO…

    Can’t she just get All-American instead? She’s pretty, got a perfect smile, blonde hair&blue eyes, she’s catholic, in all AP classes, plays basketball, etc etc etc. All-American is a better superlative than best hair, I promise. ALL-AMERICAN MEANS MISS PERFECT. YOU’RE MORE SUITED FOR THAT ONE.

    I just have really good hair. That’s it.

    #rantover

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